You wan to foam like frodo? Well, now you can! Come join Frodo camp from JUly 17-July 32 and August 1-August 20!
We have many activities:
Foam-gun fights
Breechswordfights
Lessons on how to foam
Foam eating contest
Cooking with foam
Preserving the foam
Dancing with Frodo
Study frodo's family trees
Frodo sports
AND MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WE DO PLAYS FROM FRODOLAND AND KIDS LEARN FRODOSCHNEZIAN!
WANT TO JOIN THE FUN? CALL US AT 444-444-4446 OT JOIN
FOR QUESTIONS OR COMMENTS CALL US AT 444-444-4445
FOR CONCERNS OR CHILD ALLERGENS CALL US AT 444-444-4444
FOR A FREE COMPLIMENT ON YOUR HAIRSTYLE CALL US AT 444-444-4443
FOR FREE ICE CREAM AND CAKE CALL US AT 444-444-4442
IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO COME TO THE FRODO FOAM TESTING EXTRAVAGANZA ON JULY 18TH, CALL US AT 444-444-4441
FOR ANGRY HATE MAIL, DON'T CALL US AT ALL :-)
THANK YOU! :-}
EMAIL US AT BOBTHEBUILDER@FAKEEMAILS.COM
AND HAVE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALL YOU BANNANA PEPPERS OUT THERE
O'ER THE RAINBOW
SOMEWHERE O'ER THE RAINBOW
HAVE A HAPPY JULY TRICK OR TREATING VIA JULY 31
Monday, July 15, 2013
Friday, July 5, 2013
Prizes and Sorrows
Ok so guys I'm sorry.
I'm just so sorry. I just feel so sad and I understand if you guys like hate me or something because I do right now.
I've been so inactive.
I'm such a terrible person, ok? Admit it, being inactive when all my fans are very loyal is just terrible. I'm terrible. I'm evil.
I want to thank you all for beng there for me and I'm sorry If i haven't been on much but please tell me what you want to see more of on my blog. Ok?
I AM SORRY OK!!??
Froamies so today as an 'I am Sorry' gift I will give you all a free pair of breches.
To redeem this prize, all you have to do is go to your local foodstore, go down the third isle, and right by the potato chips, you'll find a small green key.
take that key and travel to your local ice cream shop (works at any ice cream store) and unlock the ice cream case where they store the ice cream.
Yes, you can take some ice cream, but you will also find in their a large yellow rock.
take that rock, and travel to your local butcher shop.
Throw the rock at the front window. Make sure it breaks the window.
This special, yellow rock turns the glass into a hard candy.
Take a shard of the broken candy-glass, and race towards your police station.
Enter and go to the 22nd cell. Insert the candy glass into the keyhole. Turn three times clockwise and 12 times counterclockwise.
If you do it right, a jar of jam should fall from the ceiling. If you do it wrong, an alarm will sound off and you'll be arrested for breaking and entering.
Take the jar of jam, open it, and take out a spoonful of jam.
Now, go to the nearest zoo and stick that spoon of jam into the tiger den.
if no tiger is present, travel to another zoo. Once the tiger eats the jam, ask him the following: where nugget must nugget i nugget go nugget to nugget find nugget the nugget breaches nugget?" He will reply directions to find your free pair of breeches.
Congrats!
OK WELL I ALSO HAVE A SONG FOR YOU ABOUT FRODO AT THE BEACH!
It's a song about wrong choices, sorrows, regrets and pain. It's a song about how animals shape our lives. Its a song about ignorance, arrogance, and talent. This song will change your life. this song will change you.
I was swimming out in the deep blue sea,
Farther than the lifegaurd could see,
And then he called right out to me,
"Hay there by your out to far,
Come on closer, reach the earthenware jar! "
But I said then, "Nonono! I will be a gymnastics star!
I curled right into a ball,
washed away the fears of fall,
extended my arms into a great big sprawl
and rolled around, top of the water.
ROLLING, ROLLING
Sumersalting over the water,
Held above the wet surface.
I rolled on on, on and on, till I saw, a shark's big face.
He gave me a toothey grin of malice,
And then screamed so loud, it made my heart race!
I'm just so sorry. I just feel so sad and I understand if you guys like hate me or something because I do right now.
I've been so inactive.
I'm such a terrible person, ok? Admit it, being inactive when all my fans are very loyal is just terrible. I'm terrible. I'm evil.
I want to thank you all for beng there for me and I'm sorry If i haven't been on much but please tell me what you want to see more of on my blog. Ok?
I AM SORRY OK!!??
Froamies so today as an 'I am Sorry' gift I will give you all a free pair of breches.
To redeem this prize, all you have to do is go to your local foodstore, go down the third isle, and right by the potato chips, you'll find a small green key.
take that key and travel to your local ice cream shop (works at any ice cream store) and unlock the ice cream case where they store the ice cream.
Yes, you can take some ice cream, but you will also find in their a large yellow rock.
take that rock, and travel to your local butcher shop.
Throw the rock at the front window. Make sure it breaks the window.
This special, yellow rock turns the glass into a hard candy.
Take a shard of the broken candy-glass, and race towards your police station.
Enter and go to the 22nd cell. Insert the candy glass into the keyhole. Turn three times clockwise and 12 times counterclockwise.
If you do it right, a jar of jam should fall from the ceiling. If you do it wrong, an alarm will sound off and you'll be arrested for breaking and entering.
Take the jar of jam, open it, and take out a spoonful of jam.
Now, go to the nearest zoo and stick that spoon of jam into the tiger den.
if no tiger is present, travel to another zoo. Once the tiger eats the jam, ask him the following: where nugget must nugget i nugget go nugget to nugget find nugget the nugget breaches nugget?" He will reply directions to find your free pair of breeches.
Congrats!
OK WELL I ALSO HAVE A SONG FOR YOU ABOUT FRODO AT THE BEACH!
It's a song about wrong choices, sorrows, regrets and pain. It's a song about how animals shape our lives. Its a song about ignorance, arrogance, and talent. This song will change your life. this song will change you.
I was swimming out in the deep blue sea,
Farther than the lifegaurd could see,
And then he called right out to me,
"Hay there by your out to far,
Come on closer, reach the earthenware jar! "
But I said then, "Nonono! I will be a gymnastics star!
I curled right into a ball,
washed away the fears of fall,
extended my arms into a great big sprawl
and rolled around, top of the water.
ROLLING, ROLLING
Sumersalting over the water,
Held above the wet surface.
I rolled on on, on and on, till I saw, a shark's big face.
He gave me a toothey grin of malice,
And then screamed so loud, it made my heart race!
ROLLING, ROLLING
Sumersalting over the water,
Held above the wet surface.
I continued to turn, roll and twist,
'Till I met a sailer's fist.
"get away now now, I'm sailin from here to the waters' mist!
Cross me again and I'll make you cry like a little fly!"
And then I started rolling again!
ROLLING, ROLLING
Sumersalting over the water,
Held above the wet surface.
I heard a splash, a plop plop plop,
A whale came flying through the top
Blowing through, with a slop!
I sumersalted on his back,
Its scales wet and cold, for a fact.
It lept so high, so high but ACK!
Fraid of heights I am!
But now I was flying, wonderin where i'd land!
In the trees of the forest or on the beach in the sand?
Sliding down old whaley's back, what a joy!
Till I reached his tail, oh boy!
He flung me over his head and I soared!
I screamed for more!
Swooped in a castle, breakin the windows.
A big plump woman shrieked 'Oh no!
Don't sit on me, you know where you'll go!"
And when I landed on her laps,
the gaurds had given me a real good slap!
Carried me down to the dungeon rats,
never again see the light of day.
That is where I stay today,
rolling round on the ground all day.
Never tire, never stop, till they fill my food tin with clay.
Mmmm dinner...
You like my song guys? It's brilliant and tragic right? I hope we hit the charts!
Thursday, July 4, 2013
Ultimate Food Fight
Now you know how to have a Breechswordfight, but do you know how to have a food fight? No? Well here's how.
First off, food fights are NOT good for things like FFWAF. All that food mixed together smells gross to him and he'll suffocate and die. Probably. IDK because we haven't tried it cuz we think he'll die.
This is how we have a food fight. The right way. The perfect way. the only way.
Step 1. Go to the food market and get lots of food. A ton of food. In fact, buy everything the store owns. If you don't have enough money to do that, you need to at least purchase these foods or similar foods.
Pie
Ice cream
Cake
Frosting
Donuts
Chile
Hamburgers
Anything slimy and sticky
Popsicles
Nectarines
Oranges (peeled)
Meats
Gummy Bears
And anything else you want :-)
Step 2. Construct 10 Candy Cannons and 10 Cookers Catapults. (ceck out foodweapons.com for a step by step instructions on how to build them)>
Step 3. Fill each candy cannon with round foods, such as carefully spooned out ice cream., oranges, nectarines, and apples(optional). Place foods such as cake, pies, meat, etc on top of Cookers Catapults. You can place anything, preferably large edible objects, on the catapults.
Step 4. Bring all your supplies to a local gym, an open field, or any other large, open space. Split the area down the middle with tape, or, if you're going all-food creative, split it with a line of licorice. Set up an equal number of supplies on each side of area. Place open foods on top of tables.
Step 5. Gather large groups of individuals and sepperate them into two teams. The way you divide is optional.
Step 6. You are ready to begin. there are no rules except do not kill anyone! :-) Please note, if you do not wish to get all dirty, please wear smocks!
During the game, you can catapult and throw food. You may not cross the line seppearting each team. Choosing a winning team is optional. To decide who wins, you see which side is smellier. Frodo may offer to do a smell check to determine which side is stinkier. remember, he can only withstand the intoxicating fumes for ten minutes, or else he will get some bad bad booboos.
First off, food fights are NOT good for things like FFWAF. All that food mixed together smells gross to him and he'll suffocate and die. Probably. IDK because we haven't tried it cuz we think he'll die.
This is how we have a food fight. The right way. The perfect way. the only way.
Step 1. Go to the food market and get lots of food. A ton of food. In fact, buy everything the store owns. If you don't have enough money to do that, you need to at least purchase these foods or similar foods.
Pie
Ice cream
Cake
Frosting
Donuts
Chile
Hamburgers
Anything slimy and sticky
Popsicles
Nectarines
Oranges (peeled)
Meats
Gummy Bears
And anything else you want :-)
Step 2. Construct 10 Candy Cannons and 10 Cookers Catapults. (ceck out foodweapons.com for a step by step instructions on how to build them)>
Step 3. Fill each candy cannon with round foods, such as carefully spooned out ice cream., oranges, nectarines, and apples(optional). Place foods such as cake, pies, meat, etc on top of Cookers Catapults. You can place anything, preferably large edible objects, on the catapults.
Step 4. Bring all your supplies to a local gym, an open field, or any other large, open space. Split the area down the middle with tape, or, if you're going all-food creative, split it with a line of licorice. Set up an equal number of supplies on each side of area. Place open foods on top of tables.
Step 5. Gather large groups of individuals and sepperate them into two teams. The way you divide is optional.
Step 6. You are ready to begin. there are no rules except do not kill anyone! :-) Please note, if you do not wish to get all dirty, please wear smocks!
During the game, you can catapult and throw food. You may not cross the line seppearting each team. Choosing a winning team is optional. To decide who wins, you see which side is smellier. Frodo may offer to do a smell check to determine which side is stinkier. remember, he can only withstand the intoxicating fumes for ten minutes, or else he will get some bad bad booboos.
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