Ultimate Food Fight

Now you know how to have a Breechswordfight, but do you know how to have a food fight? No? Well here's how.

First off, food fights are NOT good for things like FFWAF. All that food mixed together smells gross to him and he'll suffocate and die. Probably. IDK because we haven't tried it cuz we think he'll die.

This is how we have a food fight. The right way. The perfect way. the only way.

Step 1. Go to the food market and get lots of food. A ton of food. In fact, buy everything the store owns. If you don't have enough money to do that, you need to at least purchase these foods or similar foods.
Pie
Ice cream
Cake
Frosting
Donuts
Chile
Hamburgers
Anything slimy and sticky
Popsicles
Nectarines
Oranges (peeled)
Meats
Gummy Bears

And anything else you want :-)

Step 2. Construct 10 Candy Cannons and 10 Cookers Catapults. (ceck out foodweapons.com for a step by step instructions on how to build them)>

Step 3. Fill each candy cannon with round foods, such as carefully spooned out ice cream., oranges, nectarines, and apples(optional). Place foods such as cake, pies, meat, etc on top of Cookers Catapults. You can place anything, preferably large edible objects, on the catapults.

Step 4. Bring all your supplies to a local gym, an open field, or any other large, open space. Split the area down the middle with tape, or, if you're going all-food creative, split it with a line of licorice. Set up an equal number of supplies on each side of area. Place open foods on top of tables.

Step 5. Gather large groups of individuals and sepperate them into two teams. The way you divide is optional.

Step 6. You are ready to begin. there are no rules except do not kill anyone! :-) Please note, if you do not wish to get all dirty, please wear smocks!

During the game, you can catapult and throw food. You may not cross the line seppearting each team. Choosing a winning team is optional. To decide who wins, you see which side is smellier. Frodo may offer to do a smell check to determine which side is stinkier. remember, he can only withstand the intoxicating fumes for ten minutes, or else he will get some bad bad booboos.