NEW SCIENTIFIC BREAKTHROUGH

So, Foamin Frodo with a Fro left Locka Socka today to visit Frodoland and saw a doctor for his monthly checkup.

The scientists did some test on his foam and realized it was lacking OogleySchnoods- a chemical necessary for Frodo's fro functions.

And- they found a way for frodo to get it into his system-

VEGETABLE SAUCE

or, how you "Normal Folk" call it: SALAD DRESSING.

Now, you know how Frodo has no digestive system and cannot eat.

But: Scientists at Foamitus Research found a way for the OogleySchnoop to enter his fro:

Through Tubes!

Yay! Tubes! He gets one pint of veggie sauce an hour for the next 3 weeks. 

So, I have to ask you guys a favor.

You know how the Holidays are coming up? 

It'll soon be Planet Weird's holiday of NookiePacookie. 

On this holiday, you exchange gifts with one person. Once you get that gift, you pass it on to another who you think would like it. And so on. Until you find the perfect gift. 

I got Frodo a bejeweled foam bucket. Except, I don't want him to know it's from ME. 

So, I'm passing it on to Bootychooska, who will give it to Lemonza, who will pass it to Choonki, who will then give it to Frodo. And I hope he keeps it! 

I wonder what I'll get'n'keep. 

Songs

So, I know you're all hopefully on the edge of your seat in suspense as of Frodo's last post

But

Like

Sorry

He's

Totes

Busy

So you have to wait

#whoopsies

But, I have songs. Songs my friends and I have written.

The first one goes like this:

TOP TOP

BOTTOM BOTTOM


MIDDLE MIDDLE MIDDLE


It's a song you sing with a group of people to annoy everyone else. It makes people scream at you. How lovely. You can repeat the lyrics as many times as you like.

My friend also made Violin/Piano Sheet music for it.

Next  song: My friend actually wrote it in honor of my obsession with jam:

I like jam and preserves

I like jam and preserves

I like jam and preserves

But not jelly

Not jelly

Because Jelly's one of those horrible things that nobody likes

So, yeah. Sing it sweetie.

Now the next one I wrote today. It's actually an opera. If you add an extra person (their part will be a different color) it adds a nice effect. However, their part should be lower. They also sing theirs at the same time as you sing your parts.

My name is Frodo

I'm a little queer

Maybe it's cause of my foamitus

I foam at the mouth

All the time

And that's why they call me Foamin Frodo with a Fro

And even though I foam all day

I foam so much at two o'clock that I 

Carry a foam bucket

I'm going to fill your bucket with foam, fill your bucket with foam, fill your bucket with foam

Foam Foam Foam

Fill your bucket, with foam, fill it with foam 

Foam Foam Foam

I'm going to fill your bucket with foam

Fill your  bucket with foam

Fill your bucket with foam fill your bucket with fill your bucket with foam

Fill it with foam Fill your bucket with foam

(Sing slowly) And so, I'm going to fill your bucket with foooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmm


So yay! I'm thinking about making a Foamin Frodo with a Fro day, to help with foamitus awareness. Maybe the date will be January 17?

Frodo prince of Lockasocka part 3 part 2

The flames engulfed everything. I watched as the princess near me, Mae,  I believe her name was, slowly burned. The flames licked around her flesh, and what you think would have turned black, her skin became a tinge of soft, blush pink.

She began to giggle. I would have thought someone burning to death would be screaming beyond belief, but alas, she was filled with mirth. 

When the flames finally dispersed, all who were trapped in the fire's skin as tinged pink. 

"Pink?! " gasped a disgusted princess. "How can I be pink?!"

"Oh amber, don't complain, it's such a lovely color!" murmured Princess Hildegard.

Amber looked aghast. "on dresses, maybe, but on me!?! Wait until daddy hears about this! What heartless soul has ruined my beauty?"

"I have!" Came a childish giggle. And out popped the green dragon I saw before. But on it, rode a child robed in black, wearing a yellow tie and a gray sweater. Behind the child were three more dressed identically, except for the color of their tie.

The yellow-tied child kept off the dragon, ad piped up in her obnoxious squeek, "I'm Penelope! I'm a Hufflepuff!"

I replied, "What on this barren, jam forsaken fonzielicious planet is a Hufflepuff."

The yellow tied freak giggled. "Hufflepuffs go to a wonderful school filled with love called hogwarts. It's a school for wizards and witches filled with love-"

"SHUT UP YOU IDIOT CHILD ALL I HEAR YOU IDIOT HUFFLEPUFFS YIP YAPABOUT IS STINKING LOVE FILLED EVERYTHING AND YADAYADAYADA HAPPINESS  AND IM DONE! I HATE YOU HUFFLEPUFFS FOR BEING STUPID. I HATE GRYFFINDOR'S BC I DO. AND I HATE RAVENCLAWS FOR BEInG SMARTER-" bellowed the green tied child. 

"I'm like soooo smart, I just am." Says the child with a tie of blue. Se said it in those cliche popular freaks kind of voice. 

Penelope speaks up in her extra cheery yip yap "Oh, yes, those are students filled with love. The girl is Sandra, she's a Ravenclaw-"

"you're totes right I ammmm."

"Yes, and the boy is-" 

"I'm a boy! I'm brave for being a boy!" Shouts out the boy with the red tie. 

"You sure are happiness keeper. As I was saying, the boy with the green tie is-"

"READY TO RIP OUT YOUR INTESTINES AND FEED THEM TO MY COW YOU SLIMY SCUMBAGS I HATE YOU YOU LITTLE PRATS ('pratts' are buttocks)!" Interrupts the boy with the green tie.

"I'm brave for being a Pratt!" Says the boy with the red tie.

"That's quite lovely you bucket fillers! Wow! I love everything about you guys becaus e you are filled with love! The boy filled with love wearing green is Schnoop and he's a Slytherin, and the other child of joy is Xavier. He's a Gryffindor."  Finishes Penelope. 

"Oh, you fools! Why do yo even have a dragon?" Asks amber.

"Because we're like so totes brave," answers Sandra. 

"I'm brave when I go to the potty all by myself!" Xavier says.

"SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU OBNOXIOUS GRYFFINDOR I HATE YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND EVERYONE OF YOU!" Schnoop snaps.

"That's not very love,y, schnoop! It should be more like I love you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and youand you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and youand you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you AND EVERYONE!" giggles Penelope. 

"Okay, but what are Hufflepuffs and Slytherins and RAVENCLAWS and Gryffindors?" Asks hildegard. 

"They're are houses! They're filled with love!" Says Penelope.

"RAVENCLAWS are like so smart. They just are" Sandra says with cliche popular girl zest.

"SLYTHERINS JUST HATE EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING LIKE THIS DUMBBUTT TIE AND THESE STUPID CLOTHES I HATE IT ALL UGH THE STRUGGLE!"

"I'm brave for being a Gryffindor! And not screaming when a fly landed on my toe!" 

"Yes, and Hufflepuffs, well, what even does a Hufflepuff do?" asks Penelope. 

"AIN'T NO ONE KNOWS IN THIS LIFE YOU IDIOT PUFF!"

"I like probs  know cuz I like know everytthang." Sandra snaps.

"I'm brave when I know stuff!" Xavier smiles.

"Okay, but why am I pink!? Fix it!!!!!" Cries amber.

"It will be fixed if you are filled with love!" Penelope answers.

"I know how to fix it cuz I'm like soooo smart." Sandra snaps.

"I'm brave when I wash my hands with regular soap not antibacterial soap as not using antibacterial soap will not fend off germs, henceforth I may get infected by germs." says Xavier, nervously.

"Ugh, you people are hopeless!" yelps amber, through mouthfuls of tears.Hildegard fans amber's face thoroughly. "I cannot be pink forever, I need my lovely complexion! I need my fabulous skin tone! I-I-" and then a scream of hers fills the Halls, so loud and powerful that at once everyone's hands were pressed again to her ears. "I NEED MY PROPER SKIN BACK I AM NO PINK DIED FERRET! EEERRRAAAUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH!!" 

"WOW WITH PIPES LIKE THAT YOU CAN BE A SLYTHERIN YOU IDIOT PRINCESS!"

"SHUT UP AND LEAVE ME A LONE! YOU HAVE RUINED ME! AND YOU KNOW WHAT I'LL DO? I-I-ILL WAGE WAR ON YOU STUPID WITCHES AND WIZARDS! YES, NOW THERE SHALL BE A BATTLE, ROYALTY VERSUS WIZARDRY!"

A chorus of gasps filled the halls. 

PART THEE PART THREE COMING UP LATER! 

Haha to be continued...