Hey there!
It's Huburtus, one of the bakers at the up-and-coming Foamalicious Bake shop, which will be located in Times Square, NYC- if you are interested in visiting!
Foamalicious Bake Shop is a small bake shop founded by Oprah(follow her on instagram: oprahcakes) , her husband Dr. Phil, her sons and daughters: Will Ferrel, Josh Hutcherson, John Green, Hank Green, Sexy Left Ventricle Sugar Molecule, Hilary Clinton, Baylee, and Sydney, and was created in memorial of her dead daughter Honeybooboo. Our shop bakes various desserts and breads and carbalicious breakfast foods! We use all natural, organic ingredients to create DELICIOUS baked goods made with Foamin Frodo with a Fro's foam.
Now, if you remember correctly, eating a Foamite's Foam can cause you to get a temporary case of Foamitus. This is because of high levels of KammaSchmang, that increase the contagiousness of Frodo's foam.
By increasing the acidity of the foam, the KammaSchmang disappeared. Now this processed foam is delcious, and also extremely healthy! It gives you a nice protein and fiber blast!
One of our recipes is the Foam Cake in a Mug recipe. It's ABSOLUTELY TASTE-FABULOUS!!
Here's what you'll need:
1 1/2 Cup Foam (you can order this off of amazon, or, when our company launches, off of our website)
2 Tablespoons chocolate sauce
4 tablespoons of chicken liver
1 cup flour
2 cups canola oil
10 strands of human hair
1 pound rat flesh
2 tablespoons chocolate powder
1 tablespoon sugar
Blend these all together in a mug, and then microwave on high for 2 minutes!
It tastes SO GOOD!
It has 889 calories, 12 grams fat, 13 grams sugar, 12345 mg of sodium, 14 grams carbs and 23 grams fiber. Yeah, its tasty and good for the bod.
Thursday, May 29, 2014
Tuesday, May 20, 2014
TRAGIC LOVE STORY
Okay, I know this blog is about Foamin Frodo with a Fro, but I want to tell y'all a bit about myself.
To start out, I am going to write about my tragic love story.
A kindergartener walks on the bus.
She sits down.
In the back.
Of the bus.
Usually, the back is crowded with big, mean fifth graders. They are ten. They are powerful.
Today, however, their is a young boy back there. He taps her shoulder. She glances in his eyes; they were blank (because I forgot the color of them) and they are filled with fear.
He raises his little arm. He points to the ceiling.
And on the ceiling, there is a very bad word written there! Someone wrote "You are Stupid". They are very mean. They probably went to jail because they were so bad.
The little girl and the little boy share a mutual fear for this big, mean crimminal. They talk about it. They become friends.
Little did she know, he would become the greatest love of her life, but also her greatest burden.
The girl finds out that the boy is in first grade. She fell in love with an older boy.
One day, they said they were going to get married. They were going to live in a house in New York City, right next to the American Girl Store. They were going to have lots of dogs. The little girl liked dogs.
The boy, however, liked beans. He didn't want to marry the girl.
He wanted to marry a bean.
Bean Boy.
They stay friends for the rest of the year.
One day, Bean Boy tells the little girl that he is very smart and they are moving him up to college.
"But I am smarter than you," the girl says.
"I know, but they only want really smart kids," Bean boy said. "They want me."
The little girl was sad. Bean Boy was going to leave her. That wasn't fair. She was going to use his money to buy lots of dogs, and then write books and take over the world.
Many years later, the little girl is in middle school. All the other girls yap on about their lame boyfriends. They are lame because they are not Bean Boy. Bean Boy is perfect.
She remembers Bean Boy, and tries to find him. She quits school, impersonates an adult, and then uses all of her money to invest in stocks.
She ends up getting lots of money.
She uses that money to track down Bean Boy, even though she forgot his name.
She stalks the records of everyone in America, until she finds Bean Boy.
Eventually, they meet up.
For the next few years, they travel the country, planting beans in everyone's yards. They also gave people dogs. And American Girl dolls.
Eventually, they kiss :o
Then they fall in love.
But then Bean Boy thinks the girl is a bean, and he tries to eat her arm. She then suffocates him with a bean vine.
She doesn't feel bad though. She thought it was fun!!!! So then, she puts his blood on a dinosaur shaped chicken nugget, and it turns into a dinosaur! She dresses up like a pirate, rides the dinosaur around, and suffocates people with bean vines.
She becomes known as The Bean Bandit (because she steals lots of beans)
THE END!
What do you think?? It was loosely based off of my life!
To start out, I am going to write about my tragic love story.
A kindergartener walks on the bus.
She sits down.
In the back.
Of the bus.
Usually, the back is crowded with big, mean fifth graders. They are ten. They are powerful.
Today, however, their is a young boy back there. He taps her shoulder. She glances in his eyes; they were blank (because I forgot the color of them) and they are filled with fear.
He raises his little arm. He points to the ceiling.
And on the ceiling, there is a very bad word written there! Someone wrote "You are Stupid". They are very mean. They probably went to jail because they were so bad.
The little girl and the little boy share a mutual fear for this big, mean crimminal. They talk about it. They become friends.
Little did she know, he would become the greatest love of her life, but also her greatest burden.
The girl finds out that the boy is in first grade. She fell in love with an older boy.
One day, they said they were going to get married. They were going to live in a house in New York City, right next to the American Girl Store. They were going to have lots of dogs. The little girl liked dogs.
The boy, however, liked beans. He didn't want to marry the girl.
He wanted to marry a bean.
Bean Boy.
They stay friends for the rest of the year.
One day, Bean Boy tells the little girl that he is very smart and they are moving him up to college.
"But I am smarter than you," the girl says.
"I know, but they only want really smart kids," Bean boy said. "They want me."
The little girl was sad. Bean Boy was going to leave her. That wasn't fair. She was going to use his money to buy lots of dogs, and then write books and take over the world.
Many years later, the little girl is in middle school. All the other girls yap on about their lame boyfriends. They are lame because they are not Bean Boy. Bean Boy is perfect.
She remembers Bean Boy, and tries to find him. She quits school, impersonates an adult, and then uses all of her money to invest in stocks.
She ends up getting lots of money.
She uses that money to track down Bean Boy, even though she forgot his name.
She stalks the records of everyone in America, until she finds Bean Boy.
Eventually, they meet up.
For the next few years, they travel the country, planting beans in everyone's yards. They also gave people dogs. And American Girl dolls.
Eventually, they kiss :o
Then they fall in love.
But then Bean Boy thinks the girl is a bean, and he tries to eat her arm. She then suffocates him with a bean vine.
She doesn't feel bad though. She thought it was fun!!!! So then, she puts his blood on a dinosaur shaped chicken nugget, and it turns into a dinosaur! She dresses up like a pirate, rides the dinosaur around, and suffocates people with bean vines.
She becomes known as The Bean Bandit (because she steals lots of beans)
THE END!
What do you think?? It was loosely based off of my life!
Infromenza
AGH!!! SILLY LEMONGRASS BELLYBUTTON TEARS!
OH MY GOODNESS
OH MY GOODNESS!
WITH MY OBSESSIONS WITH OPRAH, AND AMERICAN GIRL, AND TURNING EVERYTHING INTO METAPHORS ABOUT LIFE AND DEATH, AND EATING DANDELIONS, AND JUST EVERYTHING
I FORGOT TO POST
But, like always, I have a [somewhat] decent excuse.
There hasn't been much FFWAF activity.
This is due to the fact that FFWAF is SERIOUSLY ILL.
He has the Infromenza disease.
What is the Infromenza disease, you may ask??
Well, it is a strange disorder in which a Foamite's fro sinks down so the fro levels become very low.
This can cause Froache's and pain everywhere. It can cause the ill person to go insane. But worst of all, it will make their fro levels decline dramatically.
Now, Infromenza has many different stages: Stage Tub, Stage Glub, and Stage Wub. Foamin frodo with a Fro currently has stage Glub, which is in the middle. He faces aches and pains, and can only speak in metaphors/similes/haikus.
But, he is getting better.
Long ago, on Planet Weird, if a foamite got Infromenza, their sort of fro would sink very low. Eventually, after pains, insanity, etc, they would eventually die from lack of foam.
BUT NOW.... TECHNOLOGY!!!
TECHNOLOGY!
TECHNOLOGY!!!!!!
(I sound like my math teacher...)
Scientists can HELP CURE INFROMENZA!
Since Infromenza occurs when a molecule of meepweepadeep mutates into a skreepydeepy, which then targets the veins and arteries, filling it with a green discharge that causes the arteries to dissolve, a drug called SLOOPADOOP was created. SLOOPADOOP helps stop the skreepydeepy, and overtime, helps the arteries reform.
However, this is a process like growing bones.
It takes a long time, and can be quite painful.
Foamin Frodo with a Fro will be in the Hospital in Traumatized Russia for the next 2 months.
If you want to send him gifts, he likes panties, pictures of cannibals, and chocolate peperoni.
Send it to our PO box: FFWAF SunshineDaisyLove Ln, Traumatized Russia, Russia.
OH MY GOODNESS
OH MY GOODNESS!
WITH MY OBSESSIONS WITH OPRAH, AND AMERICAN GIRL, AND TURNING EVERYTHING INTO METAPHORS ABOUT LIFE AND DEATH, AND EATING DANDELIONS, AND JUST EVERYTHING
I FORGOT TO POST
But, like always, I have a [somewhat] decent excuse.
There hasn't been much FFWAF activity.
This is due to the fact that FFWAF is SERIOUSLY ILL.
He has the Infromenza disease.
What is the Infromenza disease, you may ask??
Well, it is a strange disorder in which a Foamite's fro sinks down so the fro levels become very low.
This can cause Froache's and pain everywhere. It can cause the ill person to go insane. But worst of all, it will make their fro levels decline dramatically.
Now, Infromenza has many different stages: Stage Tub, Stage Glub, and Stage Wub. Foamin frodo with a Fro currently has stage Glub, which is in the middle. He faces aches and pains, and can only speak in metaphors/similes/haikus.
But, he is getting better.
Long ago, on Planet Weird, if a foamite got Infromenza, their sort of fro would sink very low. Eventually, after pains, insanity, etc, they would eventually die from lack of foam.
BUT NOW.... TECHNOLOGY!!!
TECHNOLOGY!
TECHNOLOGY!!!!!!
(I sound like my math teacher...)
Scientists can HELP CURE INFROMENZA!
Since Infromenza occurs when a molecule of meepweepadeep mutates into a skreepydeepy, which then targets the veins and arteries, filling it with a green discharge that causes the arteries to dissolve, a drug called SLOOPADOOP was created. SLOOPADOOP helps stop the skreepydeepy, and overtime, helps the arteries reform.
However, this is a process like growing bones.
It takes a long time, and can be quite painful.
Foamin Frodo with a Fro will be in the Hospital in Traumatized Russia for the next 2 months.
If you want to send him gifts, he likes panties, pictures of cannibals, and chocolate peperoni.
Send it to our PO box: FFWAF SunshineDaisyLove Ln, Traumatized Russia, Russia.
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