Prizes and Sorrows

Ok so guys I'm sorry.

I'm just so sorry. I just feel so sad and I understand if you guys like hate me or something because I do right now.

I've been so inactive.


I'm such a terrible person, ok? Admit it, being inactive when all my fans are very loyal is just terrible. I'm terrible. I'm evil.

I want to thank you all for beng there for me and I'm sorry If i haven't been on much but please tell me what you want to see more of on my blog. Ok?


I AM SORRY OK!!??

Froamies so today as an 'I am Sorry' gift I will give you all a free pair of breches.

To redeem this prize, all you have to do is go to your local foodstore, go down the third isle, and right by the potato chips, you'll find a small green key.

take that key and travel to your local ice cream shop (works at any ice cream store) and unlock the ice cream case where they store the ice cream.

Yes, you can take some ice cream, but you will also find in their a large yellow rock.

take that rock, and travel to your local butcher shop.

Throw the rock at the front window. Make sure it breaks the window.

This special, yellow rock turns the glass into a hard candy.

Take a shard of the broken candy-glass, and race towards your police station.

Enter and go to the 22nd cell. Insert the candy glass into the keyhole. Turn three times clockwise and 12 times counterclockwise.

If you do it right, a jar of jam should fall from the ceiling. If you do it wrong, an alarm will sound off and you'll be arrested for breaking and entering.

Take the jar of jam, open it, and take out a spoonful of jam.

Now, go to the nearest zoo and stick that spoon of jam into the tiger den.

if no tiger is present, travel to another zoo. Once the tiger eats the jam, ask him the following: where nugget must nugget i nugget go nugget to nugget find nugget the nugget breaches  nugget?" He will reply directions to find your free pair of breeches.

Congrats!

OK WELL I ALSO HAVE A SONG FOR YOU ABOUT FRODO AT THE BEACH!

It's a song about wrong choices, sorrows, regrets and pain. It's a song about how animals shape our lives. Its a song about ignorance, arrogance, and talent. This song will change your life. this song will change you.

I was swimming out in the deep blue sea,

Farther than the lifegaurd could see,

And then he called right out to me,

"Hay there by your out to far,

Come on closer, reach the earthenware jar! "

But I said then, "Nonono! I will be a gymnastics star!

I curled right into a ball,

washed away the fears of fall,

extended my arms into a great big sprawl
and rolled around, top of the water.

ROLLING, ROLLING

Sumersalting over the water,

Held above the wet surface.

I rolled on on, on and on, till I saw, a shark's big face.

He gave me  a toothey grin of malice,

And then screamed so loud, it made my heart race!

ROLLING, ROLLING

Sumersalting over the water, 

Held above the wet surface. 

I continued to turn, roll and twist,

'Till I met a sailer's fist.

"get away now now, I'm sailin from here to the waters' mist! 

Cross me again and I'll make you cry like a little fly!"

And then I started rolling again!

ROLLING, ROLLING

Sumersalting over the water, 

Held above the wet surface. 

I heard a splash, a plop plop plop,

A whale came flying through the top

Blowing through, with a slop! 

I sumersalted on his back,

Its scales wet and cold, for a fact.

It lept so high, so high but ACK! 

Fraid of heights I am! 

But now I was flying, wonderin where i'd land! 

In the trees of the forest or on the beach in the sand? 

Sliding down old whaley's back, what a joy!

Till I reached his tail, oh boy! 

He flung me over his head and I soared!

I screamed for more!

Swooped in a castle, breakin the windows.

A big plump woman shrieked 'Oh no!

Don't sit on me, you know where you'll go!" 

And when I landed on her laps, 

the gaurds had given me a real good slap! 

Carried me down to the dungeon rats,

never again see the light of day.

That is where I stay today,

rolling round on the ground all day.

Never tire, never stop, till they fill my food tin with clay. 

Mmmm dinner...

You like my song guys? It's brilliant and tragic right? I hope we hit the charts!