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I'm tots sorrles for my absence.

I'll tell you what happened. I accidently drank Frodo's foam. he thought is would be funny if he replaced my root beer float with a root beer FOAM. I didn't think so.

For one, it tasted like boogers blended on high for 15 minutes, with some popcorn and clay as well as burnt mud, metal,liquid metal, frozen cow manuor, sautayed lava, friend fingers, etc. It was nassssssty yes precious.

NAAAASSSSSTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

BUT IT ALSO GAVE ME A SLIGHT TEMPORARY  CASE OF FOAMITUS

Yes. It was torture. I foamed all day. 20 gallons a minute. I had to be injected medicine in my toenails to keep me from foaming.

BUT AFTER A MONTH I AM BETTER C:

So. Lesson.  Don't drink frodo's foam.