Songs

So, I know you're all hopefully on the edge of your seat in suspense as of Frodo's last post

But

Like

Sorry

He's

Totes

Busy

So you have to wait

#whoopsies

But, I have songs. Songs my friends and I have written.

The first one goes like this:

TOP TOP

BOTTOM BOTTOM


MIDDLE MIDDLE MIDDLE


It's a song you sing with a group of people to annoy everyone else. It makes people scream at you. How lovely. You can repeat the lyrics as many times as you like.

My friend also made Violin/Piano Sheet music for it.

Next  song: My friend actually wrote it in honor of my obsession with jam:

I like jam and preserves

I like jam and preserves

I like jam and preserves

But not jelly

Not jelly

Because Jelly's one of those horrible things that nobody likes

So, yeah. Sing it sweetie.

Now the next one I wrote today. It's actually an opera. If you add an extra person (their part will be a different color) it adds a nice effect. However, their part should be lower. They also sing theirs at the same time as you sing your parts.

My name is Frodo

I'm a little queer

Maybe it's cause of my foamitus

I foam at the mouth

All the time

And that's why they call me Foamin Frodo with a Fro

And even though I foam all day

I foam so much at two o'clock that I 

Carry a foam bucket

I'm going to fill your bucket with foam, fill your bucket with foam, fill your bucket with foam

Foam Foam Foam

Fill your bucket, with foam, fill it with foam 

Foam Foam Foam

I'm going to fill your bucket with foam

Fill your  bucket with foam

Fill your bucket with foam fill your bucket with fill your bucket with foam

Fill it with foam Fill your bucket with foam

(Sing slowly) And so, I'm going to fill your bucket with foooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmm


So yay! I'm thinking about making a Foamin Frodo with a Fro day, to help with foamitus awareness. Maybe the date will be January 17?