TRAGIC LOVE STORY

Okay, I know this blog is about Foamin Frodo with a Fro, but I want to tell y'all a bit about myself.

To start out, I am going to write about my tragic love story.

A kindergartener walks on the bus.

She sits down.

In the back.

Of the bus.

Usually, the back is crowded with big, mean fifth graders. They are ten. They are powerful.

Today, however, their is a young boy back there. He taps her shoulder. She glances in his eyes; they were blank (because I forgot the color of them) and they are filled with fear.

He raises his little arm. He points to the ceiling.

And on the ceiling, there is a very bad word written there! Someone wrote "You are Stupid". They are very mean. They probably went to jail because they were so bad.

The little girl and the little boy share a mutual fear for this big, mean crimminal. They talk about it. They become friends.

Little did she know, he would become the greatest love of her life, but also her greatest burden.

The girl finds out that the boy is in first grade. She fell in love with an older boy.

One day, they said they were going to get married. They were going to live in a house in New York City, right next to the American Girl Store. They were going to have lots of dogs. The little girl liked dogs.

The boy, however, liked beans. He didn't want to marry the girl.

He wanted to marry a bean.

Bean Boy.

They stay friends for the rest of the year.

One day, Bean Boy tells the little girl that he is very smart and they are moving him up to college.

"But I am smarter than you," the girl says.

"I know, but they only want really smart kids," Bean boy said. "They want me."

The little girl was sad. Bean Boy was going to leave her. That wasn't fair. She was going to use his money to buy lots of dogs, and then write books and take over the world.


Many years later, the little girl is in middle school. All the other girls yap on about their lame boyfriends. They are lame because they are not Bean Boy. Bean Boy is perfect.

She remembers Bean Boy, and tries to find him. She quits school, impersonates an adult, and then uses all of her money to invest in stocks.

She ends up getting lots of money.

She uses that money to track down Bean Boy, even though she forgot his name.

She stalks the records of everyone in America, until she finds Bean Boy.

Eventually, they meet up.

For the next few years, they travel the country, planting beans in everyone's yards. They also gave people dogs. And American Girl dolls.

Eventually, they kiss :o

Then they fall in love.

But then Bean Boy thinks the girl is a bean, and he tries to eat her arm. She then suffocates him with a bean vine.

She doesn't feel bad though. She thought it was fun!!!! So then, she puts his blood on a dinosaur shaped chicken nugget, and it turns into a dinosaur! She dresses up like a pirate, rides the dinosaur around, and suffocates people with bean vines.

She becomes known as The Bean Bandit (because she steals lots of beans)

THE END!

What do you think?? It was loosely based off of my life!