Infromenza

AGH!!! SILLY LEMONGRASS BELLYBUTTON TEARS!

OH MY GOODNESS
OH MY GOODNESS!

WITH MY OBSESSIONS WITH OPRAH, AND AMERICAN GIRL, AND TURNING EVERYTHING INTO METAPHORS ABOUT LIFE AND DEATH,  AND EATING DANDELIONS, AND JUST EVERYTHING

I FORGOT TO POST

But, like always, I have a [somewhat] decent excuse.

There hasn't been much FFWAF activity.

This is due to the fact that FFWAF is SERIOUSLY ILL.

He has the Infromenza disease.

What is the Infromenza disease, you may ask??

Well, it is a strange disorder in which a Foamite's fro sinks down so the fro levels become very low.

This can cause Froache's and pain everywhere. It can cause the ill person to go insane. But worst of all, it will make their fro levels decline dramatically.

Now, Infromenza has many different stages: Stage Tub, Stage Glub, and Stage Wub. Foamin frodo with a Fro currently has stage Glub, which is in the middle. He faces aches and pains, and can only speak in metaphors/similes/haikus.

But, he is getting better.

Long ago, on Planet Weird, if a foamite got Infromenza, their sort of fro would sink very low. Eventually, after pains, insanity, etc, they would eventually die from lack of foam.

BUT NOW.... TECHNOLOGY!!!

TECHNOLOGY!

TECHNOLOGY!!!!!!

(I sound like my math teacher...)

 Scientists can HELP CURE INFROMENZA!

Since Infromenza occurs when a molecule of meepweepadeep mutates into a skreepydeepy, which then targets the veins and arteries, filling it with a green discharge that causes the arteries to dissolve, a drug called SLOOPADOOP was created. SLOOPADOOP helps stop the skreepydeepy, and overtime, helps the arteries reform.

However, this is a process like growing bones.

It takes a long time, and can be quite painful.

Foamin Frodo with a Fro will be in the Hospital in Traumatized Russia for the next 2 months.

If you want to send him gifts, he likes panties, pictures of cannibals, and chocolate peperoni.

Send it to our PO box: FFWAF SunshineDaisyLove Ln, Traumatized Russia, Russia.