Under the Sea

Isn't it awkward when you just wake up, floating in the middle of the sea, realising that your legs have been replaced by a large, blue fin?

I think it is.

Because this is the third time it's happened!

So, I went to bed in LockaSocka-in my four poster bed. When I woke up, I was surrounded by water and little fishies.

I know your probably concerned- but yes, I can breathe.

You know how my foam contains vitamins and nutrients (see previous posts if you don't understand). It also contains the gas Hoochiepoochienoochie, which I inhale. That's what I breathe.

So, I have no idea why I am here, but in the meantime I'll make some macaroni by boiling crawfish and sautaying the drool of whale-fungi.

TTYL XOXO :D