New Frodo Facts

Hello fellow Froamies.

I felt it was time to apprise you with more aw-inspiring Frodo updates.

For instance, I bet, before stumbling upon this blog post, you were unaware that everything foamy, from the frothing sea-spume that bubbles amongst the shorelines, to the effervescence that fizzes on the surface of soda pop-is a product of Foamin Frodo with a Fro's foam(well, sort of).

So, this is how it works.

Since the dawn of time, Foamin Frodo with a Fro's ancestors came from Planet Weird in the Province of Uzbekistan to our planet we call home- Earth. They brought with them their foaming abilities, however, the original Foamites, lived without Fros. Their Foaming abilities laid inside of their skull, it wasn't until our dear Foamin Frodo with a Fro was brought to life that a Foamite was able to have a Fro (which, allows him to live longer. He has more stored vites, which allows for a longer life span).

Anyway, these original Foamites lived amongst the Ancient Greeks. Greeks, being human, were terrified of the Foamites and the dangers they possessed. So, the Trojan War broke out, involving those siding with the Foamites (and the Foamites themselves, of course) and those against the Foamites. One night, a night often assosiated with the Trojan War, the Foamites and their supporters hid in a giant horse. The soldiers road inside of it all the way to the enemy territory, offering it as a peace treaty.

Whatever you heard about the Trojan War is wrong. I know, everyone thinks that those sneaky soldiers hiding in the horse tricked their enemies to their doom, but that's not the truth. That's not what really happened. The Foamite's enemies were no fools. They knew the  Foamite's ploy was just some clever scheme intended to attack them. So, they burned the entire horse, and all who hid inside of it perished. Luckily, some of the Foamites stayed back at camp.

But anyway, while the Foamites stayed on Earth, they Foamed. They foamed and foamed and foamed. But what should one do with such large amounts of foam? Where did they put all this bodily waste? In the rivers, of course. The rivers emptied out into the ocean, carrying the foam with them. It seeped into the seas, and frothed onto the shores. When you go to the beach, the very sea foam you dance and splash upon is the very foam that Foamites long, long ago foamed.

Now, this foam is used to add flavoring(or fragrance) and preservatives to items like soda and antibacterial foaming soap, thus, soda's fizz and soaps' bubbles. I bet you are wondering, though, how does the sea foam not run out? It's simple, really. The foam reproduces.

There is a chemical found in salt(which, is in ocean water): it is known as chimuella. Chimuella, when mixed with Meepweepadeep, causes a chemical reaction known as Spumescam, which causes whatever it is mixed with to multiply.

Back to the ancestors...The survivors then realized that a world filled with hatred and angst and the purest of evils was not a world for them. A world devoted to killing and the hurting of those who shared their same flesh and bone was not a good world in the slightest. Those Foamites who were stuck on a planet with an evil species with  he intent to hurt and harm for pleasure realized that staying there meant certain death.

Thus, they planned to return back home. In a few days time, they built a rocketship, boarded it, and set off for their domicile: Planet Weird in the Province of Uzbekistan. There, they reunited with several other species from their home planet.

Now, the species that roamed Planet Weird never knew evil. They never knew murder, or hatred, or anger, or cunning, or jealousy, or anything horrible. They only knew happiness, kindness, harmony, and everything good.

But they also contained something else:

Curiousity.

The desire to know and understand more had eventually overcome the Foamites. They wanted to see if there was anything beyond their small planet. They desired to see more than just the life they knew.

And what does one do when they want something?

They build it.

Thus, they built a rocketship.

The Foamites journeyed around throughout space, until they stumbled upon our Earth. And, if you've gotten this far, you will have know what happened there, when the Foamites went to Greece.

The Foamites faced greif, pain, evil, bloodthirst, and more. They now understood what hatred was, what it feels like to tear the life from a fragile human being, what anger and fear felt like, the desire to avenge yourself, the agony of being rejected and spat on with disgust, and more. The Foamites witnessed small acts of evil you and I face every single day. They mixed with humans. And now, they understood more than happiness, kindness, and peace.

They understood evil.

They became less pure, and more of something else.

More....human.

When the Foamites returned to their native planet, they brought back this burden of understandment.

They shared these evils like plagues through small acts of rudeness and cruelity.

Soon, all of the Planet Weird species slowly began to understand and use this power known as evil. For, as all of us humans know, it is much easier to make bad choices than good ones.

Eventually, war broke out. This war was known as the Jaboon War- a dark age. However, we know very little on this war, except that many Planet Weirdians died. The Jaboon War is hardly ever mentioned on Planet Weird, for it was such an evil and sad time that uttering the mere word brought fear and melancholy upon the planet's inhabitants. Therefore, Foamin Frodo with a Fro doesn't know very much about it.

Speaking of dear Frodo, he was the first Foamite to have returned to planet Earth since his ancestors. He came here because the Foamites shunned and tortured him for his strange fro he was crowned with since birth. You see, those from Planet Weird developed another human-like trait: the fear of anything strangely new or slightly different. They were scared of the powers they believed Frodo harnessed.

Out of distaste of his own kind, Frodo fled to a planet he wasn't even sure was real, for it only existed in legends and folktales. Foamin Frodo with a Fro knew that humans were evil from these stories, but at the time, he realized anyone was better than the abusive Planet Weird dwellers.

Frodo was found after he crashed into the Collesium in Rome. He was arrested, and questioned by me- a police officer in training, who doubled as a developing scientist, artist, author, and combat master. After figuring out what he was- I was astonished. He was every scientist's dream: an impossibility with a fascinating body system who came from an unknown planet. He spoke new developments in the entire world of Astronomy, biology- everything. And he just fell from the sky and into my arms. I was pleased beyond words.

Later on, we became close friends. Frodo soon realized that humans-even being stained with the presence of evil- are also filled with so much light.

He realized that this light we all have inside of us has the capability to outshine our darkness and that we humans, even though often make bad descissions and do horrible, evil things, are good.

We all can live with the burden of evil. We must not let our anger, our fear, or jealousy, our hatred crush us and weigh us down. We must understand that there is good inside of all of us, and that no matter what, we should always make sure that our goodness outshines the evil we are tainted with.

And now, I leave you with one final fact: Foamites come from other Foamites. When a Foamite dies, and if its skull remains, a new Foamite is born from it. In the case of Frodo, he was found in a field of ashes, which may explain why he has his fro.