About the Fro

Ok, so a lot of you wanted to know how Frodo's fro works.

It's simple.

We already know that he stores his vitamins and minerals in his fro, but how do they get there? How do they seep into his mouth? What do they do?

It's simple, really.

His brain sends little food waves out to the nerves in his fro that cause the fro to generate vites. These are little food molecules. Hundreds of millions of them are kept inside his fro. At night, when little Frodo goes beddy-bye, the nutrients drip out of his fro and run into his mouth.

The vites give him energy and whatever else food provides for you, because he doesn't eat.

For frodo, his fro is NOT his hair. It is an outer-organ, much like your skin.

He's special.

Do you also want to know about his foam?

No, ok well I'll tell you anyway.

The foam comes from the vites that he consumes. The vites contain meepweepadeep, a chemical when mixed with saliva forms foam. As the vites liquid delves deeper into his throat, some of the meepweepadeep combines with saliva, causing it to bubble up in his mouth. One nights worth of vites causes him to foam for the entire day.

The foam is gross.

Like really nasty.

Ever wonder why frodo never marries?

It's the foam.

It's always the foam.