NOT your My Little Pony one (what derranged fool would create one of THOSE and what fool-excluding little GIRLS under the age of SIX- would wear one?)
just, no ^
You'll put on your nice disney CARS bathing suit-
And SPLASH into the pool! ☺
☀☁☂ DIVE ON IN! The pool is shaped like a-
You
Did
Not
Guess
it
because
you
probably
guessed
Frodo-
It's not shaped like one thing-
IT'S SHAPED LIKE MANY!
BECAUSE AT FRODOS POOLS, WE HAVE SO MANY POOLS THAT OUR POOL ADDICTION IS UNHEALTHY! YAY! COME ROUND TO OUR RESORT! First, I'll show you a few of our pools.
Like what you see? Come to Frodo's Pools, located in the heart of Svitzerland. 22-78 Vallaby Vay, Switzerland. (yes we take up lots of space. So? So what if we take up slightly less than 60 houses....)
60 Dollars per day, per person.
Hotel rooms cost an extra 60 dollars, if you wish to stay over night. IDC if we are in Switzerland, we are an Merican company, and we use merican curency.
You boy in merica. I dun want no more monkey talk, you in MERICA.
Oh, here's what our hotel looks like.
Every family gets their own personal shack! Here's the interior:
The room includes:
A nightstand.
A phone. A playphone, it doesn't work (budget cuts.)
A tv (Remote is missing. Wires are broken. Do not touch wires or you could die from elyektrikt shock.)
Also, 2 twin beds filled with bedbugs, roaches, bugs, and weird, moving black sand that will cause you to foam for several weeks. Or maybe permanently. One guest resident, Percy jackson, slept in the beds with the moving sand, and now has a form of permenant and non curable foamitis.
Isn't it wonderful?
Sleep here and you'll feel at home. I hope you stay with us at Frodo's pools- BYE!
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