Essential Frodo Info

Here's a few things you need to know about Frodo.

✻Soon, I shall post about Frodoland and the Frodoshneizan language

✻ Frodo has no stomach, and no digestive system. The vites he consume already are broken down, and after entering the mouth, the different nutrients are distributed to various parts of the body.

✻Frodo doesn't go to the bathroom. Instead, tiny waste particles escape the body inside of his foam. So, if he foams on you, 10% of that foam is body waste.

✻Inside the foam:

10% body waste

50% Meepweepadeep

5% Glucose

5% Oxygen

10% Enzymes

20% Saliva

10% Chedder Cheese

✻ At 2:00 pm, Frodo foams A LOT. Like, 20 gallons of that icky stuff. So, he carries a bucket that he foams into. He then disposes of the waste in random peoples bathtubs after breaking into your house. SO, DO NOT be alarmed if you find 20 gallons of foam in your bathroom tub. It's just Frodo doing his business.

✻ "Frodar" is now a Spanglish word. The verb 'Frodar' means to 'act like frodo'
Here is how it is used:

Yo: Frodo

Tú: Frodas

Ello, Ella, Ud.: Froda

Ellos, Ellas, Ud.s: Frodan

Nosotros: Frodamos

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