Sucipicious Anatomy

Guys. This is bad. Janitor saliva is dead.

Dead.

Dead.

Two days after the wedding, she was found dead in her bedroom, with bite marks all over her body.

Frodo is deveastated.

Two wives down.

I should feel bad for him.

But I don’t. I think he’s up to something. I don’t know what it is, but I know these deaths weren’t accidential.

I’m sorry If Im turning this blog into something dramatic. But it’s just so hard for me right now, with Frodo.

So we’ll discuss the anatomy of Frodo.

When Frodo becomes really hot, he stops foaming. This is a sign of dehydration. We know that Frodo gets enough vites to last one whole day. Hiwever, he doesn’t use all the vites. Some are stored away, in his storage center, in his body. These are for emergencies. It is like the energy you don’t use, which is stored in fat. But for him, he stores vites. If he becomes really hot or exerts too much energy, he’ll foam rapidly, like when you sweat. But sometimes he is too hot for so long that he uses up all of his vites at once. He must then rely on stored vites to allow him to foam. But what if he uses up all of those vites? That my friend is DANGEROUS.

He then takes out his vitehaler, which is like an inhaler. He breathes in, and vites stored in the vitehaler enter his body. Meepweepadeep then combines with saliva and he then foams. However, this foam is blue. That is because the vites stored inside the vitehaler are blue vites. They turn his saliva, and foam, blue. BLUE SALIVA FOR THE WIN!