Frodo extra info

Frodo rides a really cool car.

It's a triangular car. And it's balloon powered. The wheels are really skinny, like giant DVD disks. It's flower powered. But today his car broke down, so were making him a new one. An edible car-S'MORE THEMED WITH CANDY AND POSSIBLE CARROT WHEELS. It will be amazing. And it will run on marshmallow power and pixie stick dust. The engine will be made of energy bars. A s'more base. And more. Frodo loves his cars.

Frodo also went to disney today. He bought some ice cream but remember-HE DOESN'T EAT! So he smelled it out of his second nostril. It smelled like unicorn dung. To him, ice cream smells REAL bad. So, disgusted by it, he launched it at a nearby grandmother. When it hit her, she fell over in schock, hit the cement, and was knocked out cold.

Frodo was getting chased down by those weird people that dress up like Disney characters. Making a hasty escape, he jumped on the nearest ride- THE CAROSOUL! But little did he know, the Disney characters went on the horses RIGHT behind him. They were gaining on him slowly, he knew their horses would get him quick. So he hopped up-MID RIDE-(that little dauntless rebel)- and ran to the creepy resteraunt with the scary aliens that sing when you eat. He then took a waiters clothes, and dressed himself (YAY HE DRESSED HIMSELF WITHOUT MOMMY'S HELP YAY GOLDSTAR) and rode on a nearby unicorn all the way over the rope bridge to this resteraunt with really good milkshakes. He purchased a Cotten candy flavored milkshake with lots of ketchup (so what if he couldn't eat, he can still inhale!) But when he asked the southern waitress with glasses for ketchup, she screamed, "KETCHUP!!!" And all these midgets ran over to him, supplying him with like 20 bottles of ketchup. He was so confused that he sniffed the milkshake, not knowing that it was made of ketchup, and instantly a putrid aroma entered his second nostril. He was so utterly disgusted that he vomited and then randomly started chucking ketchup bottles everywhere, knocking out several customers.

But as he was about to make a run for it, he was tackled by the Disney characters.... He now sits behind bars in the Cinderella castle jail. Problem is, IT'S MADE PF ICE CREAM AND IT STINKS LIKE CHICKEN NUGGETS ON A HOT SUMMER DAY! <iframe src="http://widget.stagram.com/follow/dumbledores_footsie_pajamas" style="height:27px;" frameborder="0"></iframe>