It's summertime.
But you're not going swimming.
You're going to school!
In the summer!
YAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYA!
In this school, all the staff and employees are frodo's children.
Let's start with all the teachers.
There is the Frodology teacher, who teaches the science, anatomy, and structure of Frodo.
The frodology teacher is Ms. Kirshelle. She is fat, old, and smells of chicken lying in the sun for over 22 hours precisely. She is strict and will sit on students when they get the wrong answer. She also whips them with long sugar glands (aka twizzlers). She spanks them with alligator tooth residue.
Isn't she lovely.
The Frodoistory teacher is Mr. Shoog. He teaches the history of the one and only Frodo. The culture, beliefs, and history of Frodoland, a land created by frodo, and Planet Weird, the province of Uzebekastan, where Frodo was born. It also explains his family tree, and geography. Mr. Shoog is nice and fair, but foams his left nostril. He has long permed nose hairs that he dyed pink. They are gorgeous and leave all the woman dead in his tracks.
The frodoreading class is taught by Mike Mr.Zowski. This fun teacher forces the children to read the foamin frodo with a fro blog all day long, as well as biographies on frodo's life, and stories of his adventures wqhich include the five novels being: 1. Frodo Voyages to the Bathroom 2. Frodo Ventures to the Mall 3. Frodo Journeys to the Center of the Earth 4. Frodo Adventures with Dora 5. Frodo Takes a Trip Home.
The Frodo Arts Class. In this class, taught by Ms. Shizzlenizzle, students paint or draw pictures of Frodo. They can also take photos of Frodo, compose/pr play songs about Frodo, sing Frodo Music, Sculpt frodo, learn the Frodo Dances, write like frodo, etc. There are also weekly guests that come from Planet Weird and Frodoland to discuss the styles of music and art from their lovable adults.
We also have other staff like our Princepal, whivch is obviously frodo.
The janitor is obviously Janitor Saliva.
the physcologist is a MLP.
The nurse is Zeb Zoober from the country bears.
The lunch ladies are: Tennessee O'Neal, Trixie St. Clair, Ted Bedderhead, and Fred Bedderhead, the country bears. (They have to wear full body hairnets).
Me and My other helper on this website also work at the school.
She, being Emma, is the school's music teacher, that teaches kids rebellious songs.
I, myself, when not assisting the art class, am violently teaching the children how to assemble and use weapons to their full ability. They call me
KING MADISON OF TINFOIL.
ATTENTION!
My favorite weapons are swords, axes, and bows and arrows. Children are forbidden to use guns. They use old fashioned weapons.
My classes include: knife throwing, sword fighting, shooting bow and arrows, and axe combat/axe throwing.
Join our summer school for fun!
Sessions are $67 dollars. A session is two hour classes 5 times a week (monday thru friday)
Contact us at: foaminfrodowithafro@fakeemail.com
OR
555-janitorsaliva
To order a session
If you have questions concerning our school, call 555-jansaliva
If you have questions concerning our teachers call 555-jansalv1
if you have questions concerning if our food is even edible, call 555-jansalv2
If you have any other questions call 555-jansalv3
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