Benn watching Lord of the Rings! :-)
And getting stalked by door-to-door advetisers. . . .
Hmmmmm Today, well, we are going to discuss Frodo's Favorites.
Frodo's favorite movies:
1, The Country Bear's (his mom forced him to watch it only a bajillion times)
2. My Little Pony Death (in this movie, all the my little ponies are eaten by phil Brandybuck.)
Who's Phil Brandybuck you may ask?
Well, Phil Brandybuck is the demented son of Merry brandybuck. He accidently jumped off a cliff at birth.
Anyway, he is admitted into Hogwarts at age 19. He scares everyone. they try to put him in St. Mungo's (the hospital) for mental disorders, but he either acts innocent or threatens to attack...
Luna describes him as "...dangerous and violent...so unintelligent that it's fatally violent..."
Phil Also stalks all the teachers on their facebooks and disturbs class time by discussing with the teacher's all their personal and private information.
Phil greets people by licking their hands. He also bites them.
Phil is under the influence that his mother is a chicken and lays eggs in peoples' refridgerators, and that's how you get your eggs.
Phil also gets into Ravenclaw... even though he is extremely, stupidly violent.
According to a fellow roomate, Paul, he "...smells of cheese. It is common for him to be caught biting people's fingers... he disturbs other's private life... has no respect for adults, or anyone else. I pretend to be his friend, because I am scared half to death that he will eat me... he is cannibalistic, he is, i find him eating things... well i shouldn't say...he's rude...only eats peas and carrots...not a prankster, not sneaky, just queer..."
Now, how does this freak relate to Frodo?
Well, after Phil's years at Hogwarts, he becomes a My Little Pony hunter, and attacks them for a living. This is the only safe way for him to express his violent manor. Phil executed the 'doctor' pony that attacked Frodo. They exchanged self phone numbers, and are now listed as "bff's" on each other's Facebooks.
Kkk back to Frodo's favorites.
Frodo LOVES any Princess movies. He actually dresses up like princesses often.
Ain't that
HOT?????
Omg guys. I have a confession to make.
I
have
a
crush
on
FOAMING FRODO WITH A FRO!
Not Frodo baggins. I've met him. he smells like fish. With a hint of unicorns. Yuck.
I think i'm in LOVE! ME AND FRODO= PERFECTION!
I'M GOING TO SEE THAT HOT GUY TOMORROW- WE'RE GOING TO THE GREEN DRAGON AND THEN THREE BROOMSTICKS!
MAYBE
HE'LL
ASK
ME
OUT!
Oh, the only reason why i'm crushing on him is because Andrew Jackson recent;y died... RIP man- I mean woman. so maybe we can be together now!
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You forgot to add that once Phil Brandybuck tried to throw some popcorn into his mouth and he missed, hitting his head as a result. This caused him to pass out for a few hours until he woke up in St. Mungo's with Gildroy Lockheart vandalizing his head bandage with his signatures.
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