Hey guys!

I just wanted to inform you that Frodo is ALL BETTER! The country bears gave him 6 gallons of lemonade, and the poison injected by the my little ponies faded away. We managed to capture frodo's attacker-which was actually Pinkie Pie- and she is in prison, and faced with torture-penalty.

Muhahahahhahahahahahaha.

So today, when I finished my history work, I worked on a diagram of frodo, and his family tree.

Frodo's parents are two country bears.

Frodo marries Andrew Jackson-NOT our 7th president. The one we are referring to is the child of Darth Vadar and Blue Saliva. This andrew jackson is secretely a woman, and it disguised itself as a man for 4 billion years. They are still married,  40 years later, although frodo complains that his wife "smells like unicorns."

Frodo and Andrew jackson have 36 kids, but only 1 survives. Her name is Sis Goose (*couch cough* come juneteenth reference*coughcough*) and she marries Gabe. But Sis Goose was like stolen from her family at like birth and was like given to this other like family so like yeah.

Gabe and Sis Goose have one kid: Voldemort. Voldemort then marries McGonagall, and they have two kids: A My Little Pony named Fro (who is later eaten by Voldemort) and Dumbledore.

Hope you can read this, Honeybooboo.

So, well, anyway. Fun fact! Frodo has two sections of his throat: the first and second section.

The section section is where foam exits the body.

In his body, veins transport waste and nutrients to other parts of him. 

In the center of his body, near his torso, he has a large organ, much like your stomach, that stores waste and nutrients until further use. 

Frodo also has no bones. He is constructed entirely of abootabelly. 

Abootabelly is soft flab made of mashed broccoli. It contains eeterneeter, thick slabs of chocolate that support his weight.

Frodo weighs hardly anything, a mere 19 pounds, so its no surprise that he can be held up by mashed broccoli and slabs of chocolate. 

Frodo cannot receive too much sun exposure (only an hour of 100°F+) or the eeterneeter will melt. this has occurred before, and Frodo needed to be frozen for 2 hours afterword in my freezer. 

BTW Frodo's fro is also made of cartiledge. 

KK DOLLFACES THANKS FOR READING! SEE YOU TOMORROW BBYCAKES! 

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