Saturday, June 22, 2013

How To Preserve Foam

Ever wanted to harden and preserve frodo's foam?


Well, now you can!

But first, I'll give you an advertisement from the #1 frodo's Foam store.

They come from Uzbekastan, they like foam, and they make it themselves! All natural- Hardened and preserved foam. Real. Authentic. To die for foam that YOU can have in your living room.

$20 an ounce

$50 a pound

(anything over a pund is a Million Dollars! :) )

To touch the foam is $2,000 and to look at the foam is $1,000

This company is at the top of the Foam Market, with top selling rates!

Come to their shop located right next to the Frodo's Pools resort. They are called, "Frodo's Hardened and Preserved Foam."

They now give tips on how YOU can harden and preserve your own FOAM!

1. Collect foam from Frodo's mouth. (20 liters should be enough)

2. Put in frying pan(s) and sizzle over stove at 5°F for 20 minutes. Then, let cool for five minutes at room temperature.

3. Preheat oven for the five minutes the foam is cooling at 320°F. Pour the foam into a large pot and place in oven. Heat at 56°F for 15 minutes.

3. Take pot out of stove, and scrape the foam onto cookie sheets. Place in fridge.

4. After 50 minutes of refridgeration, tie the foam to a thick wooden stick. Place stick over open fire. Have your elf minions turn the stick slowly and steadily to maintain an even temperature. Do this until thick shell forms over foam.

5. Take the foam and boil it in warm water for about 40 minutes. When steam begins to arrise, remove the foam and place on either a paper towel or newspaper (this will help for easy removal).  Leave to dry for about 6 hours. When foam interior hardens into sponge-like material, you can peel the now hardened and preserved foam off.

6. Place foam in cool water for ten minutes. This will form wrinkles in the foam. An easy way to identify wether or not foam is authentic (0r just gorilla glue 0, do the wrinkle test. Identify if on the newspaper foam, there is at least one large foam bbble. Or, if you used a paper towel, you can tell if it is authentic by the thin wrinkle-ridges on the edge of the foam. Also, newspaper foams are called irregular foam. This is because they have a rough texture and irregular shape. Foam placed on paper towels, however, are called smooth foam. This is because they have a smooth texture and a half-spherical shape. Smooth foam is often used for soap at varius hotels because of its cleansing features.
Here is a photo of some Hardened and Preserved foam. This person decided to display their marvelous foam on a specially marketed foam-stand. You can also purchase a foam stand at Frodo's foam

3 comments:

  1. 5 degrees F is below freezing...
    And 56 degrees F is about the temperature of a cool Autumn afternoon...
    I don't get it, but okay.

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    1. You foolish humans and your stupid science! you know nothing of how the world actually works! Nothing! Nitwit this is how it is preserved. We don't want it to boil, hot temperatures would turn it to poison! Haven't you taken Frodology? If you had, you'd understand this! :P FOOL OF A TOOKS

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  2. GET ME SOMMA DAT MEEPWEEPADEEP!!!!

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