It's Frodo

Frodo here! I'd Like to tell you a bit about myself- I like to read, write and draw! Follow my instagram please: dumbledores_footsie_pajamas

Ok so first off. I'm completely crazy and INSANE!!! And I do not like fanfictions. :P They are uncreative and unimaginative. 

So, well, let's tell you about Frodo here. Frodo has a large fro that stores all his vitamins and minerals which later seep down into his mouth and provide him with energy and nutrients to keep him healthy.

Did I mention he also gets stuck in vending machines?

 

Frodo also has a disorder known as foamitus, a rare yet serious disease that causes one to foam uncontrollably and constantly at the mouth. Frodo and Percy Jackson are the two only known people to suffer from this atypical malady. If you have any signs of foamitus- the symptoms being: drooling at the mouth during the day, foaming at any point in the day, tummy troubles, vommiting, rashes in your brain, spike-tongue, bubble eyes, or extreme foamin, you are recommended to consult our very own Dr. HiggleMuffin, who works tirelessly to help overcome Foamitus.

If you are willing to help, we recommend you donate money to the The Foamitus Awareness and Prevention Assosiation (FAPA) according to the chart bellow. 

For one day of donation: $20

For one week of donation: $200

For one month of donation: $2,000

For one year of donation: $2,000,000

All donations benefit Mr. Frodo himself. 

Let's play a game. Does it like to play?

A game where we pronounce stuff. 

Can you say: pro-nown-ce?

Good job![insert clapping noises here]

Now say: foamitus .

Can you say: foam-eye-tus?

Yay! Nice Job! You get a gift card to the vending machine shop!

Let's say: fro

Congrats! 

Let's say goodbye.

We say it like this: good-bye

Nice job! Now I really do mean it.

Goodbye. 

Until the next postses.