Janitor Saliva

So I bet you've all been wondering who fro did new girlfriend is. Frodo's girlfriend's name is Janitor Saliva.

She's a short little woman with short curly gray-yellow-white hair. She has glasses that she wears on the end of her nose.

She hunches of her short back, crosses her skinny little arm, and scowls at you, saying, "No running in the halls" with a strange accent and stern voice.

She will do that to you ANYWHERE. Literally. You'll be in the bath and she just POPS right up behind you, saying that. At night, when you drive into your driveway, you'll find her vacuuming your lawn, and telling you to stop running in the halls. When you go to sleep at night, she'll be standing in your  bed. She'll be hiding in your cabinet when you want a snack. She'll be right behind you when you take your test. She'll be chasing you when your running away from something terrifying. And sometimes, she'll be vacuuming YOU. You'll be stuck in her vacuum for all eternity.

Do you want to KNOW what she does for a living? She's a janitor. At your school. She will find you. She always does. Ain't never not finding you. She's waiting.







Now that you know a bit about frodo's girlfriend, what about Frodo? What does he do for a living? Well, he has two part time jobs.
1. Handing out pamphlets to people
2. Going in the trash can to retrieve the pamphlets thrown out by unworthy pedestrians.

Here's a word of advice. Never invite frodo to your birthday party. What he does is he gives you the amount of plastic knives as the amount of years you are. It's scary.