#MAD

Ok, before i start my rant, I have to explain something to you.

There is a difference between a sexy fro and a fro.

You, my friend, can definetly pull off a fro, but you can NEVER EVER pull off a sexy fro.

You see, with fros, its not about whats on the inside, its about whats on the outside. You can have hair, veins, arteries, vites, and even meepweepadeep in your fro, but what matters is the sexituity of your fro.

K honeybooboos?

RANT TIME

GUESS WHAT

I'VE GOT MY CAPS LOCK ON

I MEAN BUSINESS

OK SO FRODO PROPOSED TO THE OLD HAG JANITOR SALIVA

IM SO SAD AND MAD

so tomorrow. wes be wedding crashin. You heres meh plan. 

KK so. No Priest. Just a clown instead.

The ring bearer? Gollum.

The flower girl? Voldemort. Ladeedadee flower throw KILL Ladeedadee flower throw KILL

The party afterword? Well, we be hosting a FLASH MOB FOLLOWED BY A FOOD FIGHT 

Frodo will be hung by his smallest toe and Janitor saliva will be tarred and feathered, but with sticky caramel and candy on top. 

They will dance and sing for us. We will thriw tomatoes. They will be candy-tortured. We will laugh. They will be RUINED. 

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

But somewhere, deep inside of me, there is still love for frodo. 

Haha no.