Shoppin with Frodo

Today, me and the other blogger, and another friend are going to the mall with frodo.

Someone stole his only pair of breeches, so we need to get new ones. It's pretty ironic, how they were stolen, because he never takes them off...

Well at the mall we're going to check out Breechpostale, Breechister, Breechercrombie, and Breech-Gap, to see if we can find some breeches he likes. We'll probably get them from Breechpostale because they're having a really good sale on neon breeches. Foamin Frodo with a Fro is really sick of brown breeches, and is in the mood for a brighter change. 

After we find him one, or even two pairs of breeches, were going to Breechbucks to get him some iced coffee for him to smell. He hates the smell of coffee, but loves the smell off coffee, kind of like how I love iced tea, but don't like tea. 

At BreechBucks, they put mini breeches on your beverage. 

Then, we're going to BreechV.S. To buy lots of gummi candies. 

Then, we'll go to Forever Breechy-One and get some matching shirts. 

This shall be us. I call the old man with the sexy sideburns! 

The other blogger will be one of the pantless kids along with frodo, and my other friend shall be the woman with the huge glasses. 

Mkkkkaayyy? Btw while I am that guy I should be called elvis. 

Call me elvis, baby. 

After that we're going to Breechdonals, and scaring the parents and children away by telling them how naassssstttyyyy theeir food is. We'll lecture them bout GMO's and animal abuse and watch the workers SUFFFFFFFEEERRR. 

or we'll just go play in the Breech Ball Pit. 

AND GO ON THE CAROUSEL DOLLFACES! 

AND THROW FRODO OFF THE CAROUSEL! 

Luckily he doesn't go on this blog or he's be pretty mad right now....asdfghjkl

Hmm where else should we go? HMMMMMMMM I DON'T KNOW BUT LET'S HAVE A BREECHSWORDFIGHT

LET ME TELL YOU HOIW TO HAVE A PROPER BREECHSWORDFIGHT

Step 1. Gather up everyone in a public place with many people.

Step 2. Invade a store that sells foam swords, foam knives, nerf guns, lightsabers, and those bow and arrows with sticky ends or any other FAKE weapon (by that i mean HARMLESS, well, mostly harmless). Buy everything they have. 

Step 3. Arm the people in the public place.

Step 4. Divide them into teams. As many teams as you want. 

Step 5. Give each team a color. Give every member a penny with that color. If you want to get all snazzyied up, you can make sexy little team shirts with team names, team numbers, etc. Get creative.

Step 6. Begin. Each team should scream "FOR BREECHARNIA!!" (that's a real place btw)

Step 7. Kill each other. Not literally. If you hit people in the head or anywhere in the torso, they die. If you are dead, you must lay on the ground until this round is over. Too bad. No mercy. Also, if any extremities, such as your arm, are hit with a weapon, you can't use that arm. If both legs are cut off, well, you can't walk, so you either have to give up (be dead) or find some sort of wheelchair or hoverround or mall buggy or whatever to ride around and fight in.

Step 8. Each round should last roughly 30 minutes. The team with the most survivors wins a prize (the game organizer can give it to them). If everyone dies, the game end with no winner. If only one team is standing before the 30 minutes are up, they also win. 

Step 9. Have fun! 

^^^We shall totally do this :)